The new baby

The new baby.

Picture this… Your husband has decided to choose a new wife. She is younger than you and super cute. She is going to sleep with him in his room and wear all your clothes. (You know, the one’s that you are too old and fat for). She also get’s to drive your old car and play with all your favourite things, as you are too old for them now.

This is really exciting for you, you will be able to share your world, and shop together and eat together and share your husbands’ love and attention for the rest of your life. Everyone you know is popping in to the house, giving you a quick hug and then lavishing presents, (cute, tight presents) on your new life -time playmate, and your husbands’ skinny young interesting new wife. Isn’t this just the best news?